Greenlight Reviews

  SFV OG — Shop Hello Mary Strain Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid Format: 3.5g Flower Sample (Sponsored Review) Few strains carry the classic reputation of an OG, and SFV OG from Shop Hello Mary delivers on that legacy with modern polish. From the moment I cracked open the shiny blue mylar bag, I was greeted with the unmistakable scent of high-quality indoor flower — pine and fruit interwoven with a heavy, gassy kick that immediately hinted at potency and freshness. Visually, this flower is gorgeous. Each nug is bright light green under a forest of fiery orange pistils and a heavy frost of trichomes that sparkle under light. The trim and cure are both top-shelf — no sugar leaves, no harsh stems, and the buds break apart cleanly without crumbling. It’s the type of presentation that shows real care went into cultivation and post-harvest handling. On the nose, SFV OG sings with a balanced blend of pine, fruit, and gas , a perfect bridge between classic OG funk and a sweeter, moder...

  Jack Herer — Greenhaus Cannabis Co. Strain Type: Sativa-dominant Hybrid Sample Size: 1 gram Provided by: Greenhaus Cannabis Co.  Overview      A true classic reborn, Jack Herer stands as one of cannabis’ most iconic legacy strains — a sativa-dominant cultivar that has carried its reputation for creative focus and citrus-pine zest for decades. This particular lemon-forward phenotype from Greenhaus Cannabis Co. lives up to that legacy with vibrant aroma, clean burn, and an energizing, talkative high that makes it ideal for daytime use. Appearance      Even in a 1g sample, the visual quality is obvious. The bud arrives frosted with trichomes , featuring light green hues and fiery orange pistils throughout. It’s dense and sticky to the touch, with only a few remaining sugar leaves — a near-perfect trim that preserves the bud’s natural form. Aroma      From the moment the bag opens, this strain announces itself. Lemon dom...

  Grilled Peaches (Rosin) by Hello Mary Type: Indica-dominant Hybrid Cross: Peach Crescendo × GMO Format: 1 g THCa Rosin      When I say this one impressed me from the start , I mean it. Hello Mary’s Grilled Peaches rosin doesn’t just set the bar for premium packaging — it redefines it.      The jar design is one of the most striking I’ve seen in the rosin world: bright colors, raised lettering, and a clever peek-through window on the bottom that lets you preview the golden treasure inside. It’s the cannabis equivalent of opening an iPhone box — minimal, textured, and undeniably high-end. The packaging also includes a QR code linking directly to up-to-date lab results. Appearance & Texture      The first thing that caught my eye was the beautiful light-sand color — a visual cue of purity and fresh processing. The texture sits right between budder and crumble: soft, full-bodied, and easy to work with, holding its shape ...

  Danky Kong — Dr. Wonderstone      Dr. Wonderstone’s Danky Kong lives up to its name — a heavy-hitting indica with a funky nose and dense, trichome-covered nugs that look ready for the jungle. The gram I picked up came in a simple branded mylar bag with a QR code for verification. Inside sat one large, fuzzy nug that was firm, well-trimmed, and coated in bright orange pistils.      On the nose, Danky Kong opens with a burst of funky citrus and ends on a peppery, hay-like note. Once broken down, the aroma intensifies, hinting at terpenes like beta-caryophyllene , myrcene , and limonene — a combo that perfectly matches its citrus-spice profile and relaxing body effects.      The flavor carries that same balance: citrus and pepper dominate the inhale, while the exhale smooths out into a mellow , earthy finish. It’s not the smoothest smoke out there — there’s a slight tickle in the throat — but it’s far from harsh and delivers a full,...

  Snapdragon Hemp – Kosher Kush Live Resin Review      Snapdragon Hemp has been on a serious roll lately, and their Kosher Kush Live Resin is another strong entry in their expanding concentrate lineup. This one came in a 3.5g glass jar , housed inside a premium box with a QR code leading straight to the lab results — something I always appreciate for transparency. Appearance & Texture      This batch of Kosher Kush came in a budder texture , rich and full-bodied with just enough moisture to keep it cohesive. The color sits right in the middle — a golden amber hue that looks fresh and clean. This one’s a new drop from Snapdragon , and the freshness shows. Even flipped upside down, the concentrate held form beautifully, no shifting or pooling.      When heated on the knife, it melts like butter on a hot flapjack — smooth, even, and satisfying to watch. Aroma & Flavor      Right out of the jar, Kosher Kush l...

  Modern Herb Co – Golden Goat THCa Live Resin Cartridge Review      This week we’re taking a detour from flower and dipping into the vape world with Modern Herb Co’s THCa Live Resin Cartridge in the Golden Goat strain — a sativa that delivers a bright, energetic buzz perfect for daytime use.      From the jump, Modern Herb Co shows why they’ve built such a strong reputation. The packaging is premium and well thought out, with a resealable mylar bag that includes a QR code for COA access , a listed terpene profile , and a detailed product description . The brand’s distinct aesthetic and clean presentation add to the confidence you feel cracking it open for the first time.      Inside, the cartridge itself is built with a metal base, glass chamber, and a hard plastic mouthpiece , giving it a durable, high-end feel. The oil color leans slightly darker — expected for older packaging — but still retains the viscosity you’d hope to see f...

       This week, we’re taking a quick trip to outer space with Gastronaut , a 60/40 sativa-dominant hybrid that blasts off from a cross between Motorbreath #15 and Zero Gravity . Picked up from Grass Roots Downtown , this strain came in a clean white mylar bag with a QR code on the back for lab results and details — a small but appreciated touch of transparency. Appearance & Structure      Even though this was a 1-gram sample, the presentation held up. The buds were small, crisp, and well-trimmed , breaking down easily by hand. Their bright green color and orange pistils gave off an inviting look, paired with a solid 7/10 level of frostiness. For such small nugs, they definitely didn’t lack personality. Aroma & Flavor      Opening the bag brought a hit of fresh pine and sweet gas , giving the impression of a fresh harvest. When broken down, the scent grew slightly more intense, with the same pine-gas combo holding strong. ...

  Flannel Boyz – Glitter Bomb (Indica-Leaning Hybrid) (Grape Gas x Blueberry Headband)      This week we’re diving back into the world of Flannel Boyz , this time with a heavy hitter — Glitter Bomb , an indica-leaning hybrid that promises fruity gas and a deeply relaxing high. The team at Flannel Boyz was kind enough to send this product over free of charge for review, but as always, all opinions here are 100% honest and my own . Packaging & Presentation      Glitter Bomb comes in a premium paper bag presentation, consistent with Flannel Boyz’s high-end aesthetic. The pack is clean and professional, complete with a QR code for authenticity and strain information on the back. Inside, the buds are large, healthy, and extremely dense with just the right low moisture level. The trim is perfect — no sugar leaves , yet still retaining that natural, hand-finished look. Easily a 10/10 on visual appeal. Appearance      The flower i...

  Citrus Smoothie – Revelry Hemp Review      Revelry Hemp sent over another addition to their lineup, and this one might just be my new favorite from them yet. Citrus Smoothie is a sativa-leaning strain that lives up to its name, delivering one of the loudest lemon-forward aromas I’ve ever come across in cannabis. Packaging & Presentation      This strain came in Revelry’s standard 3.5g mylar bag. The presentation is professional and consistent with their other offerings, featuring a secure heat seal, resealable closure, and a QR code linking directly to up-to-date lab results. Strain information and clear directions for use are also right on the label, keeping everything accessible and transparent. Appearance & Structure      The buds inside were dense and sticky, with a darker green color and plenty of bright orange pistils woven throughout. They came in larger sizes with a more natural trim compared to other Revelry strai...