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Banana Fire Breathe - Farm to Med Review

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       Banana Fire Breath – Strain Review (Farm to Med)      This week we’re checking out a potent and flavorful hybrid called Banana Fire Breath , sourced from Farm to Med . A cross of OGKB 2  and Banana OG , this strain blends dessert-like sweetness with deep gas and earth tones , creating a uniquely funky, fuel-forward experience. Known in the grow world for its hash potential , terp variety , and strong yields , Banana Fire Breath has earned a place among sedative hybrids with a bite. With this cut, I found a delicious smoke, a soothing high, and only one real complaint: the trim could have been tighter . Let’s get into it.      Taste & Aroma      This strain brings one of the more complex and satisfying terp profiles I’ve tried in a while. The nose out of the jar mixes overripe banana , rich earthy kush , and sharp fuel —a funky-sweet aroma that hints at the OG lineage beneath the fruit. On the inhale , ...

Dark Queen - Farm To Med Review

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       Dark Queen       This week we’re checking out a standout hybrid from Farm to Med called Dark Queen , a cross between the ever-popular Runtz and the lesser-known but potent Queen of the South . Known for its bold terpene profile and balanced effects, this flower comes in at $10 a gram , but right now it’s on special for $35 for 7g , making it one of the better value pickups in town. With its striking aroma and heavy-hitting high, Dark Queen earns its crown in more ways than one. Taste & Smell      The aroma on this strain is seriously something to behold — as soon as the jar opens, it fills the room with a thick wave of sweet mixed berries wrapped in a heavy, fuel-soaked finish . It’s about 70% fruity and 30% gassy, but they’re blended so evenly it comes across as one unified, pungent punch. On the palate , the gas comes through stronger during the smoke, but that subtle berry note lingers on the back end. The flavo...

Sub Zero Live Rosin Review - Top Shelf Bud

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       Sub Zero       We’re wrapping up our current rosin series with what may be the best of the bunch — Sub Zero , a live rosin concentrate sourced from Top Shelf Bud Dispensary for $50 a gram . Compared to the two previously reviewed strains, this one immediately stands out in every category. From its rich aroma and syrupy texture to its ultra-clean melt and long-lasting flavor , Sub Zero delivers on both quality and experience. If the last few rosins were solid, this one feels like a refined step up — possibly due to better curing or higher-quality starting material. Let’s break it down.      Taste & Smell      Straight out of the jar, Sub Zero hits the nose with dense, rich terps — sharp citrus and deep gas layered over a warm, almost fudge-like pungency that speaks to its potency. It smells loud, sticky, and fresh. Once dabbed at low temps, that citrus-gas combo translates perfectly into flavor , c...

Blueberry Muffin (Farm To Med Cut)

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       Blueberry Muffin      Back again with another look at Blueberry Muffin — this time from Farm to Med , and it’s a cut worth talking about. Previously, we reviewed a version of this indica-dominant hybrid sourced from Top Shelf Bud, which leaned heavy on that baked-good sweetness. This version keeps the strain’s core profile but brings its own unique twist that may appeal even more to fans of gassy, berry-heavy flower . At $42 a quarter, it’s also a great value from a trusted local source.      Taste & Smell      The most noticeable difference between this and the Top Shelf cut is the aroma and flavor profile . While the Top Shelf version smelled like a pastry fresh from the oven , Farm to Med’s offering pushes that note back and brings forward a strong gassy berry nose . On the exhale, that gas dominates, giving it a much heavier, more diesel-forward finish . It’s a profile that may appeal more to smokers who ...

Pink Gorilla - Top Shelf Bud Review

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      Pink Gorilla      Today we’re checking out Pink Gorilla , an indica-leaning live resin sourced from Top Shelf Bud Dispensary . Coming in at just $30 a gram , this concentrate brings serious value for anyone looking for deep relaxation without breaking the bank. A crumble-textured extract, Pink Gorilla immediately makes an impression with its funky, gas-heavy aroma — think sweaty gym socks and high-octane fuel, in the best way. At first glance and first smell, this strain makes it clear it’s here to hit hard. As always, we’ll break it down into Taste & Smell , Effects & Terpenes , and Bag Appeal & Value .      Taste & Smell      Cracking open the jar, you're hit with that distinct old-school gas funk — a mix of diesel fuel and a sweaty gym sock funk that’s oddly inviting. It’s raw and loud, exactly what you'd want from a heavy indica strain. The flavor translates beautifully into the dab: gas-forward,...