GMO Cookies Pre Roll - GreenHuas Review

 

GMO Cookies — Pre-Roll Pack Review (Sponsored)

Product Info

Product: GMO Cookies
Brand: Greenhaus Cannabis
Type: Flower Pre-Rolls
Amount: 5 × 0.5g (2.5g total)

Packaging & Presentation

    Before we even get into the flower, the packaging deserves real attention. These pre-rolls come housed in a pocket-sized metal container that feels more like a vintage cigarette holder than traditional cannabis packaging. It slips easily into a pocket, has just enough weight to feel premium, and uses a locking latch that keeps everything secure.



    What really sets this apart is how thoughtfully it’s designed for actual use. Instead of stacking joints on top of each other in a tube, the rolls are spaced out and laid flat when opened. It keeps them from getting crushed, makes grabbing one effortless, and looks great while doing it. Hands down, this is the best pre-roll packaging I’ve seen to date, functional, visually interesting, and genuinely innovative.

    Even better, the container did its job. Every joint stayed fresh, aromatic, and flavorful with zero muted notes.



Roll Quality & Burn

    All five pre-rolls were uniform, evenly packed, and free of loose spots. They’re rolled with RAW papers and proper filter tips, personally my favorite setup, and it shows in the smoke quality.

    When lit correctly (roasting the tip to set a strong cherry), these burned beautifully. I rushed one light and got a slight run, but that was user error more than anything. Once properly lit, each joint burned evenly, stayed lit, and produced a clean white ash with a consistent oil ring all the way down. No relights needed.

    They honestly smoked like hand-rolled joints packed with fresh flower, not mass-produced pre-rolls.

Aroma & Flavor

    The aroma hits hard as soon as you open the container. Funk-forward and gassy, with that unmistakable GMO profile, garlic, cheese, and savory notes in the best way possible. Once lit, the smell stays consistent and fills the air with that classic GMO loudness.

    Flavor follows suit. Big gas on the inhale, heavy garlic funk on the exhale, and a deep, savory profile that stays present from the first puff to the final one. No drop-off, no stale notes, just full flavor throughout every roll in the pack.

Effects & Experience

    Effects set in right around the ten-minute mark and lean heavily into relaxation. This is a deeply calming strain that melts away tension in both the body and mind. It’s very stoney without being overwhelming, paired with a subtle euphoric lift that keeps things pleasant rather than sedating.

    For me, this was a perfect wind-down strain, ideal for the evening when you want to relax, decompress, and fully unplug. The effects lasted about an hour, making it a great option for a controlled, intentional session.

Final Score

Appearance 9.7
Aroma 9.4
Flavor 9.2
Smoothness 9.2
Effects 9.3
Value 9.0

Final Thoughts

    Greenhaus absolutely nailed this one. The packaging is genuinely next-level and sets a new standard for pre-roll presentation, but the flower inside more than holds its own. Fresh, flavorful, properly rolled, and thoughtfully packaged, this pack delivers both convenience and quality without compromise.

    At $30, you’re essentially getting five premium, ready-to-go joints for the price of a standard eighth and with far better storage and portability. I’d buy this again without hesitation.

    Big thank you to Greenhaus Cannabis for the sponsored sample. This is how pre-rolls should be done.

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